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The Royal Borough of Kensington and Chelsea.
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MY KLOUT SCORE IS DOWN .02 POINTS WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING HERE YOU'VE ALL LET ME DOWN A POX ON BOTH YOUR HOUSES!!
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Any doctors out there? I was cleaning my ears and accidentally farted. Now all I taste is blood?
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How much kale do I have to eat before they name a Whole Foods after me?
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i feel like now that season 7 is starting, i should start watching doctor who?8 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Changing the lyrics to, "I'm not Merryl Streep, I just wanna keep on loving you..."
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Cordelia > Goneril + Regan8 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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humble brag. no, straight-up brag. thanks for the kind words. http://t.co/qY75NqFU
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What kind of asshole farmer names his dog Bingo?!
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Buffalo wings?! More like BUTT-FLOW WINGS!... RIGHT?!....you know...from the... uh... resultant dispepsia.... ?....
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ugh. shower wins. thanks for nothing, jerks.8 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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shower or no shower today? first reply decides. thanks for your help.8 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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that was a sound ass-kicking last night. we shouldv'e thrown in a couple own-goals just to make it interesting.8 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Remember. When you ASSUME something, you make an ASSU out of M and E.
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SQUIRREL!!! http://t.co/RO8TZPQn
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new york skyline reflected in the hudson looks like recorded sound, anyone transcribed it to hear what it'd be?8 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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what if the lady who restored the fresco was right, and that's EXACTLY what Jesus looked like?8 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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This glory hole tastes TERRIBLE!! :(
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"I'm gonna take a shower real quick" basically means "I'm gonna go wash off all my holes."
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"Ahi come here. Ahi. AHI! Here! Come here. COME. HERE. AHI!! COME HERE NOW. AHI!! Now. NOW!" -my wife talking to the dog
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cuppa.8 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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EVERYTHING SUCKS RIGHT NOW MY WoW IS LAGGING BECAUSE MY KID IS SIMULTANEOUSLY MINECRAFTING AND FACETIMING! BANDWIDTH!
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Photo: Got fancy at Lake Como. Thanks for a great vacation. Now on to the tour! View more Mark Hoppus on... http://t.co/sMojCUFh
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Got fancy at Lake Como. Thanks for a great vacation. Now on to the tour! http://t.co/YXI25w2z
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Looking for investors interested in funding my rickshaw repair shop.
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All the. Small things. True care. Truth brings.
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A dog who walks upright and wears a suit of armour. His grandfather was the bulldog in the poker game painting. Get on it, Hollywood.
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Every bar is a karaoke bar if you're a big enough dick.
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Waiter? Please bring us your finest box of wine.
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Current view. @ Il Gatto Nero http://t.co/L2Q4m7Ow
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watch your spelling. i almost texted someone, "i hope you are god."11 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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The water from this drinking fountain tastes TERRIBLE! http://t.co/EfOL6FRU
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Buon Giorno! I am now in Milan.
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I'm at Aeroporto di Linate "Enrico Forlanini" (LIN) (Peschiera Borromeo, MI) w/ 8 others http://t.co/IYd3Rvml
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When I book a flight for after the Grand Prix and traffic stops entirely in a storm and someone says, "I have an idea!" http://t.co/rA0CPxqU11 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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sometimes i visit stamford bridge @chelseafc http://t.co/uh18W0dM11 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Probably the biggest mistake frankincense and myrrh ever made was not going with gold's publicist.
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Party tip: always be kind to the person holding the clipboard. Scratch that. Be kind to everyone. Scratch that. Just the clipboard person.
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Humans trying to locate their proper seats when boarding an aircraft is funny shit.
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The first transport is away!!
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When the sun burns out and all life and knowledge that ever existed for us is lost to time. :(
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