Mark Hoppus
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February 29th is the skin tag of the calendar year.
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of all the foods in the world, chicken tikka masala is by far the funnest to say out loud.
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FUCK!! I totally fell for the banana in the tailpipe. :(
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I lit up a dinosaur!! http://t.co/7ONi0y9u
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haggis for burns night. and may God have mercy on my soul.
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EMOTIONAL SHOWERS IN A STEAMBOAT SETTING!!!!
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I'm sending you a letter I just wrote on my daisy-wheel printer.
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no one has complimented me on the weight I've obviously lost in my feet. :(
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good morning, london friends. good night, LA friends. let's get rad.
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today I saw an entire field filled with Jaegermeister logos!!!
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when it's third down and one, i say fuck it, go for it!!
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its almost noon the next day, and I'm still waiting for the beat to drop.
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high tea. the finger sandwiches were meh, but the orange scone with clotted cream was the absolute SHIT!!!
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lots of plot holes and inconsistencies. it's difficult for me to suspend my disbelief for this episode of scooby doo.
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whoever is in charge of making sure my eyebrows don't look like two stray dogs is really asleep at the wheel.
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Thought of the day: blue skies are just a shitstorm that isn't yet pissed off enough to ruin your day. :(
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my son just told me "i have a GREAT idea for a movie!! you're super afraid of water. and also, you have a sword…"
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one time, on a dare, i ate an entire human baby. :(
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cannot stop listening to the new M83 album. i try to play different music, but my ears only want that record, so we keep going back...
awake, no sleep, video shoot in a couple of hours. Q&A time? what you got?
Brand new season of Hoppus on Music! Friday nights at 11pm, on fuse.
i just ran the vocal track of What's My Age Again through voice recognition software, and this is what it came up with:
I took her out and wasn't find of El Cajon to get the feeling ride we started making out and she took off my pants but then I turn on the TV and that's about the times you want to lay you Man nobody sexy when your twin Manay testimony is my key geisha what the hell is a meeting reference I say that play what's my age again what's my age again
Stanley Ron on the drive call. I called her mom from updates on when I said I was the cops and it has been in jail is the extent of Siamese and that's about the China bitch and let me nobody actually when you tranny three Ernesto Montis Megre dot com what the hell is call ID metaphase ashes at my age what's my age again what's my age again
And that's about the time she walked away from in nobody like you when you try and then at least a luck like your investment and what the hell is wrong with me my princess of my beach or spray chicken that's about recognition on man don't want to take themselves as bad as soon as I had to fine call Roberts used out on me I never want to manage my agent and what's my age dad
one time i had a REALLY awkward date with roosevelt and churchill...
it's early morning in london and i'm listening to the new Still Corners album. i am punk rock.
i ate plain yogurt with blueberries for breakfast, so now i'm pretty sure that i'll live forever.
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The flag Scott took with him on his final Antarctic Expedition, which hung over the tent in which he was found. read more here.
this is my favorite painting of all time. for real.
The Young Martyr by Eviluting on Flickr.
yes, i would totally be down. please explain how the fake interview happened.
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i absolutely DID NOT do that interview.
I’m up early getting the jog on. Calibrate your vahinas/boniers accordingly (Taken with instagram)
We have reached the apex of human civilization. Our work here is done. Technology has found its limit. (Taken with instagram)
Hi Tumblr!! It’s been way too long. Let’s get reacquainted. This was the view from the hotel earlier today. About to head up to San Francisco for the show tomorrow.
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Ordered a cheeseburger, but without the French fries. Will let you know. Stay tuned.
On the way to the video shoot now.
Gonna take a shower and change clothes before the video.
On the way to band rehearsal. Get some.
Got lots of work done today. Headed back to LA. Yep.
On the way to blink-182 rehearsal. Not sure if I should read a book, watch a movie, or sleep. I will keep you updated.
We just ordered food for the studio here. I went with the roast turkey sandwich, which is my standard go-to at new restaurant. I did, however, request that, instead of the basil mayonnaise, they adorn the bread with a nice Dijon mustard. I mean, who needs those extra mayo calories, AM I RIGHT, LADIES?!?! I'll let you know how it turns out.
i ate before i got on the plane so i wouldn't have to do that thing where the food sits on your tray and you can't read or have your computer out or anything because there's the food on your tray blocking everything. now everyone else is eating and here i am, typing away. WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?!?!?!
I took my vitamins while I was on hold with the people from the credit card company, so that easily saved me a minute or two. That's an extra minute of life that I can spend writing down how much time I saved by taking my vitamins while I was on hold with the people from the credit card company. But wait, this has taken me almost three minutes to type, so I'm still left with a one-minute deficit. Hmm. Not sure what to do about that. Maybe brush my teeth while I type this post? But then how do I type, with one thumb like when holding my iPhone? I gotta figure this out. This must be what it's like to be Obama trying to balance the budget, times a thousand.
Hey you guys. couldn't sleep, as usual. been up since 5am, which is 2am california time. whatever. that's not the important part of the story. the important part is that room service didn't start until 7, so i waited. then at 7, i called down and ordered scrambled eggs, wheat toast, coffee, and a grapefruit juice. eggs for the protein to give me energy. coffee to wake me up. grapefruit juice for its citric flavor, and toast as a vehicle for the orange marmalade i'm about to serve it with. i'm so crazy. i got cream for my coffee. not milk. straight-up CREAM, SON!!
I like it when the car to the hotel has a bottle of cold water waiting.
But having to wait in the tarmac. I'm assuming there is cross-traffic. Whoops we're moving now. Nobody stand up until the captain dies the thing with the seatbelt sign thing.
About to start our initial descent into the New York area. Time to stow all electronic devices.
Drank four Diet Cokes, two bottles of water, and a coffee. Now I have to keep going to the bathroom and people probably think I'm having diarrhea. Maybe I should ask the flight attendant if I could make a general announcement over the PA? "Hey everybody, just wanted to let you know I'm not tearing that bathroom apart every time I go back there. It's just #1. Thank you. Enjoy the rest of your flight."
Taking a break from reading my book. They're showing Community on the screens.
Roast Beef sandwich wasn't too bad. Took a couple of bites and then punted.
Little bit of turbulence, so the captain has turned on the seatbelt sign. I haven't been listening to the Diary of a Wimpy kid movie, but I've been watching it on the screen here and there. I think I've got the basic plot down. Dude in junior high gets bit by spider, obtains super powers, right?
I didn't get the salad. NO WAY. They were like "do you want ranch or vinnegrette? and I replied with, "no salad, please." I don't like to have to come at people like that, but I just didn't want a salad. And the roll I took was multi-grain. Even had oats on top. I should've taken a photo. Darnit.
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